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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 16, 2020 at 3:29 pm
(May 16, 2020 at 3:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (May 16, 2020 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The best 'Star Trek' series is the next one.
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Picard was good almost till the end when it turned out they didn't really know how to end it.
Wait for the next one. Trekophiles seem to go into quivery transports of expectation whenever a new series is announced, only to watch the new one and bitch about it. The quality seems to lie chiefly in the anticipation.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 16, 2020 at 11:48 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 17, 2020 at 3:07 am
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It finally happened.
About time right, ladies?
https://i.imgur.com/m3uywfk.jpg
Though the driver is more likely to be a lesbian...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2020 at 6:54 pm
(May 17, 2020 at 3:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It finally happened.
About time right, ladies?
https://i.imgur.com/m3uywfk.jpg
Though the driver is more likely to be a lesbian...
Wow! You must have great eyesight to see the logo on that Subaru!
...and the bumper sticker for Snap-On Tools...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2020 at 1:25 pm
‘Speak loudly and carry a big schtick.’ - Mel Brooks
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2020 at 11:14 am
There's nothing like ho cooking
![[Image: Ho.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/s2W4Kyrf/Ho.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2020 at 12:38 pm
(May 26, 2020 at 11:14 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: There's nothing like ho cooking
lol. Reminds me of a roadside stand near where I grew up. A Traveller family eked out a marginal living selling rabbits, poultry and fishing bait. Their sign SHOULD have read, ‘Rabbits, Eggs, and Worms’. What it DID read was ‘Rabbit’s Eggs, and Worms’.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2020 at 4:08 am
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When you wish upon a star,
Sometimes that star is very far,
So far perhaps the star is dead,
Just like your dreams within your head
- More inspirational commentary coming soon.
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