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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
That's nothing.
I'm named after the first snack break you get at school. :-)




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(July 21, 2020 at 11:58 pm)Little lunch Wrote: That's nothing.
I'm named after the first snack break you get at school. :-)

Suzie? Is that you!? Tongue
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
I bet you could find the house somewhere too. :-)




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Oh no! Earnest, you too!

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Captain America's costume has a single star and several red and white stripes.

He's not Captain America, he's Captain Puerto Rico.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
EAT GREEK
KISS FRENCH
DRINK RUSSIAN
SMOKE CUBAN
PARTY CARRIBEAN
SPEND ARAB
DRESS ITALIAN
SPEAK ENGLISH
DRIVE GERMAN

(trying to think of one for Americans and Aussies?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(July 25, 2020 at 10:19 pm)ignoramus Wrote: EAT GREEK
KISS FRENCH
DRINK RUSSIAN
SMOKE CUBAN
PARTY CARRIBEAN
SPEND ARAB
DRESS ITALIAN
SPEAK ENGLISH
DRIVE GERMAN

(trying to think of one for Americans and Aussies?)

I don't know about AUSSIES, but...

...SPREAD VIRUSES AMERICAN
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
If god defines sex as between a man and a woman, then what same sex couples do isn't technically sex so, therefore, not a sin.

Right?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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