Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[onlinebiker]

And someone actually thought this was a good idea?

And appears to have been granted a patent.......

[Fireball]

And someone actually thought this was a good idea?

I went and looked. It's an actual thing- there is a patent. I highly doubt that it would ever be used, though. Babies are generally born head-first, and the g-forces would be enough to break it's neck once out of the vagina...then the placenta comes flying out to add insult to injury! 

[Sal]

And someone actually thought this was a good idea?

I went and looked. It's an actual thing- there is a patent. I highly doubt that it would ever be used, though. Babies are generally born head-first, and the g-forces would be enough to break it's neck once out of the vagina...then the placenta comes flying out to add insult to injury! 

I suppose it's made by a comic who confused malice with practical joke. I like the inventor.

[Fireball]

I went and looked. It's an actual thing- there is a patent. I highly doubt that it would ever be used, though. Babies are generally born head-first, and the g-forces would be enough to break it's neck once out of the vagina...then the placenta comes flying out to add insult to injury! 

I suppose it's made by a comic who confused malice with practical joke. I like the inventor.

That's why I went and looked it up to see if the patent was real. This looks like a Rube Goldberg, to me.

[arewethereyet]

I went and looked. It's an actual thing- there is a patent. I highly doubt that it would ever be used, though. Babies are generally born head-first, and the g-forces would be enough to break it's neck once out of the vagina...then the placenta comes flying out to add insult to injury! 

I suppose it's made by a comic who confused malice with practical joke. I like the inventor.

As though women don't go through enough during childbirth they wanted to add an amusement park ride to the deal?  Sheesh

I know I am ancient but "women these days" are planning their epidurals at the same time and with the same enthusiasm as they are planning gender reveal events.

I had an epidural during my first labor...it didn't work and instead screwed up my back for years.  I nearly had baby #2 in the car and I refused an epidural with baby #3.  And we had this weird thing about picking out a boy's name and a girl's name - because we didn't freakin' know ahead of time.  The gender reveal happened in the delivery room with no explosions, balloons, or confetti.

[Sal]

But ... but ... but you're saying a carrousel delivery wouldn't be fun for the mother-to-be??? I think the father would be entertained by the show!

[onlinebiker]

An easy alternative would involve a large bridge and some big bungee cords......

[Fireball]

An easy alternative would involve a large bridge and some big bungee cords......

And probably safer for the baby to have a splash landing rather than getting caught in a giant catcher's mitt.

[onlinebiker]

An easy alternative would involve a large bridge and some big bungee cords......

And probably safer for the baby to have a splash landing raIIther than getting caught in a giant catcher's mitt.

At least you know which direction the little bugger is going to fly - straight down.......

[arewethereyet]

But ... but ... but you're saying a carrousel delivery wouldn't be fun for the mother-to-be??? I think the father would be entertained by the show!

The vomit comet would not be welcome...there's enough going on without that too.  Good lord.