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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2020 at 6:32 am
(December 24, 2020 at 10:35 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Better watch this with the sound on.



I wonder what it was?



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2020 at 10:56 am
And you'll never know because wherever I put it it gets axed because of music rights although it's less than 30 seconds long.

It's Beyonce dancing. Here's a link from Facebook although unfortunately this forum can't properly display embedded videos from Facebook anymore but I'll try anyway, and I'll put a direct link as well





https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=490065831963491
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2020 at 11:03 am
(December 25, 2020 at 10:56 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: And you'll never know because wherever I put it it gets axed because of music rights although it's less than 30 seconds long.

It's Beyonce dancing. Here's a link from Facebook although unfortunately this forum can't properly display embedded videos from Facebook anymore but I'll try anyway,  and I'll put a direct link as well





https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=490065831963491

Looks more like a seizure than dancing.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2020 at 3:43 pm
Christmas card from your lawyer:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2020 at 4:09 pm (This post was last modified: December 25, 2020 at 4:53 pm by Rev. Rye.)
MOVIE!MOVIE!MOVIE! MOVIE!

Expect da unexpectable!



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December 26, 2020 at 8:18 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 28, 2020 at 7:32 pm
(December 24, 2020 at 10:35 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Better watch this with the sound on.



It was *still* silent...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 28, 2020 at 7:57 pm
When Trump supporters divorce, are they still siblings?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 29, 2020 at 6:46 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 30, 2020 at 6:17 am
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