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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 8, 2021 at 7:45 pm
(January 8, 2021 at 5:38 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just in: due to travel restrictions, the US has been forced to restrict it's attempted coups to its home soil this year.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2021 at 7:00 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2021 at 4:06 pm
I had a feeling this machine shop was going to give me trouble ...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 10, 2021 at 4:55 pm
(January 10, 2021 at 4:06 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I had a feeling this machine shop was going to give me trouble ...
Their adverts right them selves.
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January 11, 2021 at 6:43 am
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Beccs, I bought you a top. You owe me $15.99 ... (from Best & Less)
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January 11, 2021 at 9:25 pm
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January 12, 2021 at 2:33 am
Saw a funny comment on a dating site today...
Describe yourself: hopeless romantic
What type of woman appeals to you: a filthy whore
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January 12, 2021 at 5:30 am
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January 14, 2021 at 5:05 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 15, 2021 at 1:46 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"