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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2021 at 1:19 pm
(February 3, 2021 at 10:14 am)onlinebiker Wrote: My grandpa looked just like the version on the left.
Skinny his whole life. Never weighed over 140 lbs.
Could eat all day. Never gained a pound.
Don'tcha hate that?
Other than during periods of illness or injury, my weight hasn’t varied much since I was in my early 20s - maybe five pounds either way. I eat from the four basic food groups - fat, salt, sugar and caffeine.
I also run fifteen miles a week (not all in a row) which probably explains it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2021 at 2:41 pm
Atheists: World doesn't need God.
Trump: "I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I' ve said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2021 at 7:27 pm
Where's this headed?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2021 at 9:33 pm
Jesus hasn't appeared on any bread products recently.
I hope he's okay.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 12:19 am
With all the free government handouts, he's bought stocks in Starbucks... (he mumbled something about the clientele there being easier prey)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 3:32 am
Today I was talking to myself, which isn't an unusual thing, but today it became heated.
It turned into a real yelling match and, eventually, I got so angry I stopped talking to myself.
In fact, I just found a note from me telling me I'm going to spend a few days staying with my mother.
Bitch!
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