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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2021 at 7:42 am (This post was last modified: July 15, 2021 at 8:24 am by onlinebiker.)
(July 15, 2021 at 4:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When you park in Valk's spot:

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Boru

She photoshops a picture?


I dunno.  That' s not what I would imagine...
Ever wanted a Lego pistol?


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...and-desist

You know who could really use one?

Special forces guys....  Think about it - when you pull one of these puppies out the bad guy takes one look and starts laughing - thinking you brought your kid's toy instead of a gun.

Giving you ample time to casually double tap the bastard....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2021 at 8:25 am
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Hey God, you're an asshole for letting all this shit happen.
Life would be so much better without you intervening ...

Maybe that's what heaven is!
Heaven is place created by the devil where has no access to and can't fuck things up for anybody Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2021 at 8:37 am
god only punishes people to show how much love there is for people. It's one of those mysterious ways.
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July 15, 2021 at 10:29 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 15, 2021 at 12:10 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 16, 2021 at 5:37 am
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 16, 2021 at 7:16 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 16, 2021 at 12:43 pm
Elon Musk has his own song


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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July 16, 2021 at 5:19 pm
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July 17, 2021 at 9:45 am
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