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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2021 at 3:42 pm
[Image: you-like-chicken.jpg]
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2021 at 3:44 pm
(August 28, 2021 at 3:23 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 28, 2021 at 1:25 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: We're not going to make it, are we?

[Image: Make.jpg]

Not since they started printing instructions on a box of toothpicks.....

I bought a new toaster the other day and was so happy to see that instructions told me, among other things, to find a level place to put it and that food prepared in it would be hot.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2021 at 4:09 pm
I own a coffee mug with printing on the bottom that reads, ‘For best results, use other end’.

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August 28, 2021 at 6:04 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2021 at 6:50 pm
(August 28, 2021 at 3:42 pm)no one Wrote: [Image: you-like-chicken.jpg]

I think that' s actually a reflection of the person taking the picture - nekkid....

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2021 at 7:52 pm
Many US states have passed 50% vaccination status.

Some US states have passed 10% dewormed status.

So proud!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2021 at 8:16 pm
(August 28, 2021 at 7:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Many US states have passed 50% vaccination status.

Some US states have passed 10% dewormed status.

So proud!

There's a lot of good to be said about the US. These ignoramuses don't represent, but there are so many of them that I may reconsider my position.   Panic
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2021 at 8:30 pm
Cats can learn up to 120 commands.

They just don't want to.

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August 28, 2021 at 9:16 pm
Things I learned today.

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August 28, 2021 at 9:52 pm
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