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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 1, 2021 at 10:43 pm
(November 1, 2021 at 10:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: (November 1, 2021 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I BET she eats some meat...
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I was poor as piss on a plate as a kid, and wore some pretty shredded clothes. Having shredded jeans these days is seen as a measure of wealth. I was too busy trying to earn a living to go grandstand about some effete cause at a grocery store.
I am from a well off family.
I earn a good living and, at this time, have enough financial resources available to have many of the things I would want.
Yet, I would never wear ripped jeans or grandstand like that, either.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2021 at 3:44 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2021 at 5:35 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2021 at 7:10 am
(November 1, 2021 at 10:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (November 1, 2021 at 10:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: I was poor as piss on a plate as a kid, and wore some pretty shredded clothes. Having shredded jeans these days is seen as a measure of wealth. I was too busy trying to earn a living to go grandstand about some effete cause at a grocery store.
I am from a well off family.
I earn a good living and, at this time, have enough financial resources available to have many of the things I would want.
Yet, I would never wear ripped jeans or grandstand like that, either.
I know hey! At least you have the class and decency to take your clothes off first!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2021 at 10:05 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2021 at 10:08 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2021 at 11:23 am
Guaranteed Klingon removal, though.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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