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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(November 1, 2021 at 10:39 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 1, 2021 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I BET she eats some meat...

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I was poor as piss on a plate as a kid, and wore some pretty shredded clothes. Having shredded jeans these days is seen as a measure of wealth. I was too busy trying to earn a living to go grandstand about some effete cause at a grocery store.

I am from a well off family.

I earn a good living and, at this time, have enough financial resources available to have many of the things I would want.

Yet, I would never wear ripped jeans or grandstand like that, either.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 1, 2021 at 10:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 1, 2021 at 10:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: I was poor as piss on a plate as a kid, and wore some pretty shredded clothes. Having shredded jeans these days is seen as a measure of wealth. I was too busy trying to earn a living to go grandstand about some effete cause at a grocery store.

I am from a well off family.

I earn a good living and, at this time, have enough financial resources available to have many of the things I would want.

Yet, I would never wear ripped jeans or grandstand like that, either.

I know hey! At least you have the class and decency to take your clothes off first!
Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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The screams would be heard for miles.
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Guaranteed Klingon removal, though.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(November 3, 2021 at 7:05 am)onlinebiker Wrote: [Image: cold-beers-matter-side1-comp_500x400.png?v=1521231727]


Bloody oath!

In Oz, one of the more impressive things one can do is to fall over with a glass of beer in each hand and get up, without spilling a drop.
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