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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2021 at 7:25 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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November 12, 2021 at 6:50 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2021 at 7:48 pm
(November 12, 2021 at 6:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: hlk7j7C.jpeg]

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Does Gaelic bread keep away Scottish vampires?
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November 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2021 at 8:10 pm
(November 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FC4i3-CIXs-AAUbua.jpg]
Our Beagle/Dachshund mix does the same thing. I swear my wife or I will end up tripping over the fool thing.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2021 at 8:22 pm
(November 12, 2021 at 8:10 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FC4i3-CIXs-AAUbua.jpg]
Our Beagle/Dachshund mix does the same thing. I swear my wife or I will end up tripping over the fool thing.

Yup.

I get the same with the cats.

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November 12, 2021 at 8:25 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2021 at 10:57 pm
(November 12, 2021 at 6:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: hlk7j7C.jpeg]

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In an old British comedy, a Scottish character issues a loud war cry. Problem was, the actor was English. So he asked a Scottish worker on the film for something appropriate in Gaelic..

The result was the character  giving out a full throated war cry of  " POC MA HON!!!"  ( I think it's pog mo thoin in Ireland) Anyway, it apparently went down a treat in Glasgow. Probably a stunned silence in Inverness. Cool
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November 13, 2021 at 5:21 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2021 at 7:47 pm
(November 12, 2021 at 8:10 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FC4i3-CIXs-AAUbua.jpg]
Our Beagle/Dachshund mix does the same thing. I swear my wife or I will end up tripping over the fool thing.

A good friend of  mine was dog-sitting, and took the beagle out for a walk.  The damn thing kept wandering around her legs until she finally tripped over it.  Set back her knee surgery recovery by six weeks.

Her significant other took it out for walks after that, and he got tangled up in the leash as well. 

His resulting wrist surgery is in two weeks...
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