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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2021 at 5:55 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm
Sound advice:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2021 at 4:39 pm
(December 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sound advice:

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Where on earth is that? The duct tape suggests it could be in Australia.

If I try hard enough, I can probably work out where be elimination: It's not on the Nullabor Plain, not at Uluru and not near Sydney Harbour.  I think this is going to take a while
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2021 at 5:07 pm
I think duct tape would indicate it could be anywhere.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2021 at 5:29 pm
(December 12, 2021 at 5:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I think duct tape would indicate it could be anywhere.

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No shit. I was being polite. Cool
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2021 at 5:47 pm
(December 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sound advice:

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Please send this Express Post to the Duggars.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2021 at 5:55 pm
(December 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sound advice:

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I think the '0' could be done away with.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2021 at 12:08 pm
Oh, geez, it's the cheese!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2021 at 2:20 pm
(December 13, 2021 at 12:08 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Oh, geez, it's the cheese!

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This is probably true. I imagine that if I offered a woman a piece of cheese with no explanation or context, she'd be utterly fascinated while surreptitiously dialing 111.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2021 at 2:20 pm
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