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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 19, 2021 at 8:07 pm (This post was last modified: December 19, 2021 at 8:22 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 19, 2021 at 11:10 pm (This post was last modified: December 19, 2021 at 11:10 pm by vulcanlogician.)
Since New Year's approaches...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 20, 2021 at 12:27 am
(December 19, 2021 at 11:10 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Since New Year's approaches...

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The being on the couch has socks like I'm wearing atm. <.< >.>
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 20, 2021 at 2:02 am
(December 20, 2021 at 12:27 am)Fireball Wrote:
(December 19, 2021 at 11:10 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Since New Year's approaches...

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The being on the couch has socks like I'm wearing atm. <.< >.>

Alien!!

I knew it!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 20, 2021 at 2:29 am
The Classics for Millennials


A Christmas Carol:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 20, 2021 at 5:41 am
I can actually hear this one when I read it.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 20, 2021 at 6:00 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 20, 2021 at 7:56 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2021 at 6:48 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2021 at 10:56 am (This post was last modified: December 21, 2021 at 10:57 am by Mister Agenda.)
"God Rest Ye, Unitarians"
Lyrics by the Rev. Christopher Gist Raible of the First Unitarian Church of Worcester

God rest ye, Unitarians, let nothing you dismay;
Remember there's no evidence there was a Christmas Day;
When Christ was born is just not known, no matter what they say,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angels' song;
There could have been no wise men for the trip would take too long.
The stories in the Bible are historically wrong,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact!

Our current Christmas customs come from Persia and from Greece,
From solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.
We know our so-called holiday is just a pagan feast,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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