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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 30, 2022 at 7:38 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2022 at 5:41 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2022 at 8:29 am
^^^ Obviously not dripless.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2022 at 1:56 pm
Looks wrongful.

And also tasty.
Schopenhauer Wrote:The intellect has become free, and in this state it does not even know or understand any other interest than that of truth.

Epicurus Wrote:The greatest reward of righteousness is peace of mind.

Epicurus Wrote:Don't fear god,
Don't worry about death;

What is good is easy to get,

What is terrible is easy to endure
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2022 at 6:23 pm
(January 30, 2022 at 5:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: e73ECMO.jpg]

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Well, I *am* an engineer...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2022 at 8:58 pm
(January 30, 2022 at 5:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: e73ECMO.jpg]

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Only pushing people under them.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2022 at 9:15 pm
I've been deep into several cabooses, does this count?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2022 at 9:37 pm
(January 30, 2022 at 5:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: e73ECMO.jpg]

Boru

Well, two can play at that game:
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2022 at 5:01 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2022 at 7:15 am
A friend showed up unexpectedly over the weekend as I'd just sat down to play a little bit of Cyberpunk 2077.

So he watched me play for a while, chatting about random shit.

When I encountered a group of gang members, he was surprised to see me pull out a cattle prod and stun them all.

"You let them live? That's unlike you!"

Then he got to be horrified as I walked to each one, lying squirming on the ground, and shot them in the head.

WTF? Do people still think I'm a puppy-loving pacifist?

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