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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 9, 2022 at 12:08 pm
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2022 at 1:00 pm by Duty.)
I need start this story by stating that I am bald. A colleague was pushing some rosehip oil (snake oil, basically) as an anti-anxiety medication to one of my other colleagues.
"It's completely natural, so won't do you any harm!" She says to the "patient." "Viper venom is natural. Great white sharks are natural." I put in. "Yeah but I was just saying the rosehip oil is natural so it won't do any harm!" Replies the "doctor" looking angry and frustrated. A few minutes pass and then I hear the doctor speak up, saying, with emphasis "it also helps prevent HAIR LOSS."   
The last one of these bullshit food words is natural. And these comments are directed at all you environmental jackoffs out there. The word natural is completely meaningless. Everything is natural. Nature includes everything. It's not just trees and flowers and the northern spotted owl. It's everything in the universe. Untreated raw sewage, polyester, toxic chemical waste, used bandages, monkey shit. It's all perfectly natural. It's just not real good food. But you know something? It is zesty. And it's tangy, too. Bon appe'tit, consumers.
George Carlin 
What? There is no such thing as natural? So I guess those erection pills at gas stations aren't some natural fun after all
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Everything is natural....even God. Because man's imagination is completely natural.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (February 9, 2022 at 10:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Everything is natural....even God. Because man's imagination is completely natural. I used that phrase "There's no such thing as artificial, everything is ultimately natural" in a drum and bass music production, around 22 years ago, at the tender age of 18.  RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 9, 2022 at 10:58 pm
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(February 9, 2022 at 10:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Everything is natural....even God. Because man's imagination is completely natural. So I can start ignoring those sex act accusations?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(February 9, 2022 at 10:58 pm)brewer Wrote:(February 9, 2022 at 10:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Everything is natural....even God. Because man's imagination is completely natural. You can, but what is completely natural sometimes goes against our pesky "natural" laws of what is deemed "for the greater good"...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (February 9, 2022 at 11:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote:(February 9, 2022 at 10:58 pm)brewer Wrote: So I can start ignoring those sex act accusations? Well shit!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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