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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2022 at 12:03 am
(March 12, 2022 at 7:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I changed a truckload of the endless towels... I had no misconception of how they worked...

But ask ten people about them, and nine will answer with an "ewww!", thinking it was a simple loop.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2022 at 11:20 am
(March 13, 2022 at 12:03 am)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(March 12, 2022 at 7:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I changed a truckload of the endless towels... I had no misconception of how they worked...

But ask ten people about them, and nine will answer with an "ewww!", thinking it was a simple loop.

You are no doubt correct - proving the prevailing theory --

People are idiots.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 13, 2022 at 5:10 pm
What’s the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say, ‘I hate my mother’, a psychiatrist will ask, “Why do you say that?”

Whereas a psychologist will say, “Thank you for sharing that with us.”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2022 at 4:23 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2022 at 5:29 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2022 at 3:40 am (This post was last modified: March 15, 2022 at 4:18 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
(March 11, 2021 at 9:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Ew-PSKr8-XEAAY9l-C.jpg]
He can only get mad at her if he can actually find him
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2022 at 4:04 am
Guys, no wonder my diff was making weird noises. I think I've just got a bad seal. Dunno


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2022 at 5:13 am (This post was last modified: March 15, 2022 at 5:15 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2022 at 9:36 am
(March 15, 2022 at 4:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, no wonder my diff was making weird noises. I think I've just got a bad seal. Dunno



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2022 at 11:50 am
The 1920s are known as the "roaring 20s."

The 2020s will one day be know as the "roaring what the fucks."
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2022 at 5:33 pm
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