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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2022 at 4:18 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2022 at 5:33 pm
(April 5, 2022 at 2:58 pm)purplepurpose Wrote:



Hustle like Prophet has commanded you.


What would be especially hilarious would be to compare this version with the unedited one, to see what he *really* said.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2022 at 12:25 am
(April 6, 2022 at 5:33 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 5, 2022 at 2:58 pm)purplepurpose Wrote:



Hustle like Prophet has commanded you.


What would be especially hilarious would be to compare this version with the unedited one, to see what he *really* said.

https://youtu.be/fq9eTTEtLB0 - original
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2022 at 1:50 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2022 at 1:52 am
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Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2022 at 3:30 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 13, 2022 at 4:08 am
Still waiting for the bad part:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 14, 2022 at 5:46 am
As Easter Sunday rapidly approaches, I think it's important to remember the reason for the season - the man who willingly sacrificed his life for others, but rose from the dead to bring joy to millions.




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 14, 2022 at 7:45 am
(April 14, 2022 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As Easter Sunday rapidly approaches, I think it's important to remember the reason for the season - the man who willingly sacrificed his life for others, but rose from the dead to bring joy to millions.




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He's dead, Jim!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 14, 2022 at 8:24 am
Fascinating....
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