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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2022 at 9:31 am
(April 17, 2022 at 8:46 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Shame.png]

Please be on the lookout for Clayton Bigsby’s latest how-to book, ‘Idiot’s Guide To Not Getting Laid In 2022’.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2022 at 1:13 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2022 at 7:44 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2022 at 11:06 am
PUB CRAWL!  Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2022 at 11:57 am
Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg "reclining" in the House of Commons.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2022 at 12:28 pm
(April 20, 2022 at 11:57 am)Duty Wrote: Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg "reclining" in the House of Commons.

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Poor thing has been working his fingers to the bone, he needs his rest!
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April 21, 2022 at 10:12 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2022 at 4:38 am
(April 21, 2022 at 10:12 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: [Image: 737bf961a27e509e6f202419f568d1b27a23fe7c.jpeg]

Yeah, that’s the scientists-refuse-to-debate-me-what-are-they-hiding whinge.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2022 at 6:15 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 22, 2022 at 6:24 pm
(April 22, 2022 at 6:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Bird-s.jpg]

A neighbor of one of my son's friends' parents tried to sue them because of some birds making noise. "Not our, birds, they are wild!".  Hilarious
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