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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 10:29 am
Divorced women! My ex-brother-in-law bought a whole rollaway with mid and top box, all full of Snap-On tools from one of the Monkees' ex-wives. He paid $400 for it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 12:07 pm
I once got a new-in-box scroll saw for the bargain price of taking it away.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 1:29 pm
(May 31, 2022 at 10:29 am)Fireball Wrote: Divorced women! My ex-brother-in-law bought a whole rollaway with mid and top box, all full of Snap-On tools from one of the Monkees' ex-wives. He paid $400 for it.

So - throwing a monkee wrench in the works isn' t always a bad thing......
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 5:08 pm
(May 31, 2022 at 12:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once got a new-in-box scroll saw for the bargain price of taking it away.

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Did your local retailer not notice?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 1, 2022 at 4:19 am
(May 31, 2022 at 5:08 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 31, 2022 at 12:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once got a new-in-box scroll saw for the bargain price of taking it away.

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Did your local retailer not notice?

I'm still pretty fast on my feet for an older fella.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 2, 2022 at 4:59 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 3, 2022 at 4:47 am
I need better spell check - I thought I was signing up for an Only FANS account.




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 3, 2022 at 5:15 am
(June 3, 2022 at 4:47 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I need better spell check - I thought I was signing up for an Only FANS account.




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I thought about starting an Only Fans page (not really), but anyone who would want to see it has already seen it all!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 4, 2022 at 3:36 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 4, 2022 at 8:31 am
the internet has ruined me

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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