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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 10:29 am
Divorced women! My ex-brother-in-law bought a whole rollaway with mid and top box, all full of Snap-On tools from one of the Monkees' ex-wives. He paid $400 for it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 12:07 pm
I once got a new-in-box scroll saw for the bargain price of taking it away.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 1:29 pm
(May 31, 2022 at 10:29 am)Fireball Wrote: Divorced women! My ex-brother-in-law bought a whole rollaway with mid and top box, all full of Snap-On tools from one of the Monkees' ex-wives. He paid $400 for it.

So - throwing a monkee wrench in the works isn' t always a bad thing......
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2022 at 5:08 pm
(May 31, 2022 at 12:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once got a new-in-box scroll saw for the bargain price of taking it away.

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Did your local retailer not notice?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 1, 2022 at 4:19 am
(May 31, 2022 at 5:08 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 31, 2022 at 12:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once got a new-in-box scroll saw for the bargain price of taking it away.

Boru

Did your local retailer not notice?

I'm still pretty fast on my feet for an older fella.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 2, 2022 at 4:59 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 3, 2022 at 4:47 am
I need better spell check - I thought I was signing up for an Only FANS account.




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 3, 2022 at 5:15 am
(June 3, 2022 at 4:47 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I need better spell check - I thought I was signing up for an Only FANS account.




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I thought about starting an Only Fans page (not really), but anyone who would want to see it has already seen it all!

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June 4, 2022 at 3:36 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 4, 2022 at 8:31 am
the internet has ruined me

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