Part of me is saying, "I shouldn't be drinking so much".
Another part is saying, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk!"
Another part is saying, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk!"
Dying to live, living to die.
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Part of me is saying, "I shouldn't be drinking so much".
Another part is saying, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk!"
Dying to live, living to die.
(June 11, 2022 at 12:11 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I think this might be the most valuable guitar in the world. Why? Because it was made out of the most valuable thing in the world. And here I thought it would have something to do with the strings being made of catgut. Silly me!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Me, "How much to rent this gorgeous apartment?"
Him, "lady, this is a bottlestore!"
Dying to live, living to die.
Friend, "Oh my god, are you pregnant?"
Other friend, "No, I was stung by a dick!"
Dying to live, living to die.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
"What are we doing tomorrow?" asked Piglet.
"Fuck! A talking pig!", said Pooh.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 14, 2022 at 4:39 am
(This post was last modified: June 14, 2022 at 4:40 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 14, 2022 at 3:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "What are we doing tomorrow?" asked Piglet. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Website, "We use cookies to improve performance."
Me, "Really? I use alcohol."
Dying to live, living to die.
This was apparently a screenshot from an actual news report on the Boston Marathon bombing:
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
It's father's day
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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