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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 30, 2022 at 4:58 am
(July 30, 2022 at 4:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FXZVS2f-XEAA84m-X.jpg]

Brings a whole new perspective to the phrase 'getting wood'.

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July 30, 2022 at 5:01 am
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I don't.

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July 30, 2022 at 5:11 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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July 30, 2022 at 5:14 am
(July 30, 2022 at 5:11 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FV4-D2-Jj-Xw-AIN1q-H.png]

Innit funny how the priest class is always yakking on about the 'glory of God's handiwork', but Judy's tits - clear evidence of intelligent, horny design - are a no-no.

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July 30, 2022 at 5:20 am
(July 30, 2022 at 5:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 30, 2022 at 5:11 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FV4-D2-Jj-Xw-AIN1q-H.png]

Innit funny how the priest class is always yakking on about the 'glory of God's handiwork', but Judy's tits - clear evidence of intelligent, horny design - are a no-no.

Boru

We were visiting a church in Malta several years ago (nice looking building, not for any religious reasons) we were stopped at the enterance and told that my wife would not be allowed to enter wearing shorts, they provided a skirt for her to hide her knees. No one said anything about letting the all seeing god have a look at my knees though!
Seems god only cares about hiding female knees, seems very odd to me!
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July 30, 2022 at 5:24 am
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July 30, 2022 at 5:28 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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July 31, 2022 at 4:42 am
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July 31, 2022 at 7:21 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2022 at 7:21 am by pocaracas.)
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August 1, 2022 at 4:27 am
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