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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2022 at 9:12 am
Yeah, but he's still living in his parents' house.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2022 at 9:46 am
Someone just said to me "I can't hear "King Charles" without wanting to add "Spaniel" at the end!

https://wamiz.co.uk/dog/breeds/80/cavali...es-spaniel
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2022 at 12:29 pm
(September 9, 2022 at 9:46 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Someone just said to me "I can't hear "King Charles" without wanting to add "Spaniel" at the end!

https://wamiz.co.uk/dog/breeds/80/cavali...es-spaniel

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2022 at 5:44 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2022 at 6:03 pm
(September 9, 2022 at 5:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 53qbqX9_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

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Taco Bell?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2022 at 9:40 pm
(September 9, 2022 at 6:03 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 9, 2022 at 5:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 53qbqX9_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

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Taco Bell?

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September 10, 2022 at 3:52 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 11, 2022 at 2:15 am
(September 9, 2022 at 12:29 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 9, 2022 at 9:46 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Someone just said to me "I can't hear "King Charles" without wanting to add "Spaniel" at the end!

https://wamiz.co.uk/dog/breeds/80/cavali...es-spaniel

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September 11, 2022 at 8:42 pm
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September 11, 2022 at 9:33 pm
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