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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2022 at 6:42 pm
(September 24, 2022 at 5:31 pm)Helios Wrote:
(September 24, 2022 at 4:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Fdbyw-ZPUc-AAuyh8.jpg]
He needs to be sitting on a toilet and leaning over a cell phone.

And holding the cell phone with one hand...because...reasons...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2022 at 12:46 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2022 at 4:43 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2022 at 7:44 am
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2022 at 6:47 pm
Boss, "What's the most stupid thing you've ever done?"

Me, "It's very presumptive of you to think I've peaked!"

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 27, 2022 at 1:04 am
Doctors texting each other.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 27, 2022 at 1:45 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2022 at 1:46 am by Silver.)
A certain someone when she was but a tyke.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 27, 2022 at 5:55 pm
(September 27, 2022 at 1:45 am)Tomato Wrote: A certain someone when she was but a tyke.

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One shouldn't snoop on someone else's diary!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 27, 2022 at 8:08 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 27, 2022 at 8:37 pm
(September 27, 2022 at 8:08 pm)Tomato Wrote: [Image: 309431725_650109720020900_74944174053487...e=63387F5B]

That's Florida Man when he's been lucky enough to survive the hood surfing and gator wrestling. Big Grin
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