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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(March 8, 2023 at 12:58 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 5zucJcBc_o.jpeg]
When my first husband and I told his parents that I may be pregnant, my father-in-law laughed and asked me if I had been exposed.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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I like that it required a banana.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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The local Facebook page often has lost/seen/found animals posts. I nearly spit my iced tea out over this one....I swear, I can't make this up.

Attention:

For anyone who has a Walt Reiler who has a cone on its head. It is walking down Troy Road.


Sure hope Walt finds his way back home. smh
  
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(March 8, 2023 at 1:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 8, 2023 at 12:58 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 5zucJcBc_o.jpeg]
When my first husband and I told his parents that I may be pregnant, my father-in-law laughed and asked me if I had been exposed.

Guess I’m out of touch but exposed to what?

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(March 8, 2023 at 5:42 pm)h4ym4n Wrote:
(March 8, 2023 at 1:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: When my first husband and I told his parents that I may be pregnant, my father-in-law laughed and asked me if I had been exposed.

Guess I’m out of touch but exposed to what?

Exposed to what might make me pregnant.  In other words, had we had sex.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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