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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 2:14 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 8:10 pm
(June 22, 2023 at 8:34 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 7yRkue4W_o.jpg]

The "l" needs to be a "ti".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 8:12 pm
(June 22, 2023 at 11:37 am)AkiraTheViking Wrote: Two guys enter a bar and said Hi. Another one entered and quacked.

A giraffe enters a bar and loudly exclaims...

..."Belly up to the bar, boys, the highballs are on me!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 22, 2023 at 10:44 pm
Because poor literacy is KeWL.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2023 at 2:36 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2023 at 2:48 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2023 at 5:06 pm
(June 23, 2023 at 2:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: nxkpP4z_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

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What it is doesn't actually show.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2023 at 7:38 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2023 at 12:36 pm
(June 24, 2023 at 7:38 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: eupy9GIL_o.jpg]


OMG!  Whoever created that one deserves a medal.  All the way down to a white glove holding the "base".

(It's on the "wrong" hand, but it's good to get some "strange" every now and then.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 26, 2023 at 4:14 pm
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The wait is over!

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