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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 8, 2023 at 9:36 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2023 at 5:59 am
This is why you never see Gary Oldman (pictured) and Jeff Bridges in the same place at the same time:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2023 at 6:01 am
(July 8, 2023 at 9:19 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: ECZezLU.jpg]

This is truth. I once had a dog (Remus) who was a watchdog in the sense that he would sit down and watch someone take everything I own.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2023 at 6:43 am
(July 9, 2023 at 6:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 8, 2023 at 9:19 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: ECZezLU.jpg]

This is truth. I once had a dog (Remus) who was a watchdog in the sense that he would sit down and watch someone take everything I own.

Boru

Same, I had a big German Shepherd/Akita mix, a big dog with a very loud bark, would let anyone in if they took 2 minutes to make a fuss of her.... useless guard dog!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2023 at 11:05 am
I can't think of anything humorous to say!
Schopenhauer Wrote:The intellect has become free, and in this state it does not even know or understand any other interest than that of truth.

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Epicurus Wrote:Don't fear god,
Don't worry about death;

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What is terrible is easy to endure
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2023 at 5:18 pm
(July 9, 2023 at 5:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is why you never see Gary Oldman (pictured) and Jeff Bridges in the same place at the same time:

[Image: AAZJZh4.img?w=534&h=347&m=6&x=336&y=138&s=210&d=210]

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That's crazy!  If you say the two names in your mind while gazing at the photo, it flips between the two!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2023 at 7:32 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2023 at 1:27 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 11, 2023 at 1:52 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 12, 2023 at 6:34 pm
(July 10, 2023 at 1:27 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: zyzOgFXZ_o.jpeg]

Checkers lived longer, too. Cool
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