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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 7, 2023 at 9:44 pm
Context for those of you who aren’t familiar, Ian Watkins was the former lead singer of Welsh alt-rock band Lostprophets. He’s also responsible for some of the most horrific sex crimes I’ve ever heard. And two days ago, this happened:

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Naturally, I’m pulling for the shiv and hoping that it can recover from having to touch Mr. Megalolz.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 7, 2023 at 9:49 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2023 at 1:17 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2023 at 3:43 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2023 at 4:33 pm (This post was last modified: August 8, 2023 at 4:33 pm by A. Secular Human.)
I've been on this forum for almost five years now, and yet no one has noticed that under my avatar, it says "Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U.S."

That's A.N.U.S., to anyone paying attention.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2023 at 5:31 pm
(August 8, 2023 at 4:33 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I've been on this forum for almost five years now, and yet no one has noticed that under my avatar, it says "Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U.S."

That's A.N.U.S., to anyone paying attention.

Noticed the title, not the initials.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2023 at 11:36 pm
(August 8, 2023 at 4:33 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I've been on this forum for almost five years now, and yet no one has noticed that under my avatar, it says "Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U.S."

That's A.N.U.S., to anyone paying attention.

We noticed, we just didn't tell you we noticed.

Also, your fly's undone...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2023 at 11:45 pm
(August 8, 2023 at 4:33 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I've been on this forum for almost five years now, and yet no one has noticed that under my avatar, it says "Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U.S."

That's A.N.U.S., to anyone paying attention.

Accessing the site via mobile, certain aspects don't show up unless I decide to switch to full desktop version.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 9, 2023 at 4:54 pm
(August 8, 2023 at 11:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 8, 2023 at 4:33 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I've been on this forum for almost five years now, and yet no one has noticed that under my avatar, it says "Grand Poobah, Atheist Nerds of the U.S."

That's A.N.U.S., to anyone paying attention.

We noticed, we just didn't tell you we noticed.

Also, your fly's undone...

Oops!  I've been over at A69. Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2023 at 4:50 am
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