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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2023 at 10:41 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2023 at 1:26 pm
Lol, this is the funniest article intro on Wikipedia I have seen so far.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2023 at 2:13 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2023 at 8:00 pm
Toilet paper at your OBGYN: always pack it out! 

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2023 at 8:04 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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September 1, 2023 at 10:07 pm
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September 1, 2023 at 10:23 pm
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September 2, 2023 at 8:33 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 2, 2023 at 11:13 pm
(September 2, 2023 at 8:33 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 15449.jpg]

I was at the grocery store a few weeks ago, and the cashier was bagging my groceries. She told me that the eggs were at the bottom of the bag. Seriously? The rest of the people in line had to wait while I rectified that issue. It reminds me of the time in CostCo where the person putting the stuff in the box put the (hot) roasted chicken next to some frozen meat. I growled about it and moved it. My son told me later that the person gave me a dirty look.  Hilarious Dafuq!? Really?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 3, 2023 at 9:23 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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