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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2023 at 4:40 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2023 at 6:20 pm
(November 11, 2023 at 4:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: F-q-yc6-Ws-AA2-Af-W-jpeg.jpg]

I'll have to work this into a signature.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2023 at 5:04 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 1:40 am
When god sends you a clear sign

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 1:22 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 2:17 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 3:04 pm
(November 14, 2023 at 2:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: F-m-IOx7-WYAAGNun.png]

As a former printer/copier engineer this strikes a loud bell!
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Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 3:25 pm
(November 14, 2023 at 3:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(November 14, 2023 at 2:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: F-m-IOx7-WYAAGNun.png]

As a former printer/copier engineer this strikes a loud bell!

As a current printer user, this strikes at the very core of my being.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 3:27 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2023 at 3:49 pm
(November 14, 2023 at 3:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 14, 2023 at 3:04 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: As a former printer/copier engineer this strikes a loud bell!

As a current printer user, this strikes at the very core of my being.

Boru

Yeah, the only reason why printers become useless is bc of drivers
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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