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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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#6761
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2024 at 9:21 pm
Oompa loompa doompa de do
I've got a knuckle sandwich for you
Oompa loompa doompa de de
I'll give you a finger or three.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2024 at 3:51 pm
(January 28, 2024 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote:
(January 28, 2024 at 8:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GEsr-Ols-XIAAVTfg-jpeg.jpg]

And what is spirit jesus smoking? My guess is PCP.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2024 at 8:23 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 1:54 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 3:39 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 5:11 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 9:31 am
When I was a child, I got beaten up by an older Catholic girl.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 9:51 am
(January 31, 2024 at 9:31 am)Ahriman Wrote: When I was a child, I got beaten up by an older Catholic girl.

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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 5:00 pm
(January 31, 2024 at 9:31 am)Ahriman Wrote: When I was a child, I got beaten up by an older Catholic girl.

When I was a kid I used to beat up older Catholic girls.



And boys.



And non-Catholics.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2024 at 5:43 pm
Catholic girls taste delicious. Guilt is such a flavorful seasoning.
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