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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2024 at 3:11 am
I try to resist it
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2024 at 3:40 am
I'm shocked at the weak attempts at humour I'm currently experiencing.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2024 at 9:57 am
These puns are just magnet to steel for me.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2024 at 6:28 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2024 at 8:15 pm
My oldest called me a couple of days ago while she was driving to work. She said she looked down at herself and realized that I dressed her. LOL
I asked if she was wearing an ALF t-shirt as we have a photo of all three kids when they were young and she hates it because she is wearing an ALF t-shirt.
The harder she tries not to be me, the more she's just like me. I sure hate that for her.
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February 23, 2024 at 9:45 pm
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February 24, 2024 at 5:15 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2024 at 5:56 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2024 at 11:46 am
I'm not crack shaming, really............... not.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2024 at 2:21 pm
(February 24, 2024 at 5:15 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
John Cleese won this fight.
After all, when was the last time you saw Bruce Lee in a movie?
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