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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 27, 2024 at 8:59 am
I only use a pinky finger to push those kind of buttons. Ain't just genitalia that's dirty.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 27, 2024 at 2:44 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2024 at 2:44 pm by brewer.)
(June 27, 2024 at 8:59 am)Fireball Wrote: I only use a pinky finger to push those kind of buttons. Ain't just genitalia that's dirty.

I use a knuckle. I never know when my pinky might have some nose/ear business to attend to. Panic
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 27, 2024 at 3:35 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 27, 2024 at 3:43 pm
^Yeah, that one hit hard. Smile

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 27, 2024 at 11:07 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 28, 2024 at 5:08 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 28, 2024 at 3:00 pm
(June 28, 2024 at 5:08 am)pocaracas Wrote: [Image: 4ZBmxzo.jpeg]

The white industrialist should have been made to look more like Uncle Sam.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 1, 2024 at 4:34 am
(June 27, 2024 at 11:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GQyu-REb-EAAj-B-i.jpg]


Hahahahaha!!! Good one!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 1, 2024 at 5:51 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 4, 2024 at 5:16 pm
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