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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(August 23, 2024 at 10:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: Had to go look up "bukkake".  Huh  I've lead a sheltered life.

Sorry, should have added a Vorlon level warning on that...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(August 23, 2024 at 10:45 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 23, 2024 at 10:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: Had to go look up "bukkake".  Huh  I've lead a sheltered life.

Nnnnnnoooooooooo!

Wot? If you need a description of the radiation pattern from an antenna, I can help you. Description of the spattering pattern of masturbatory ejaculate, no.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(August 23, 2024 at 9:20 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 23, 2024 at 8:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZKt11IHwR09xS6QbJtTo...tGJEi4Iw&s]

Boru
Are those really the lyrics? Glad I missed the mushroom era.

Yes, they are.

The alien dude is Darmok, a Tamarian.  Encountered by the Enterprise, in Star Trek: Next Generation.

The Tamarian species spoke only in metaphor, and were exceptionally difficult to understand, even with the universal translator.

Hence the joke.

You're welcome.

(Gawd, I'm a fucking nerd.)
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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(August 23, 2024 at 10:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: Had to go look up "bukkake".  Huh  I've lead a sheltered life.

OMFG!

If I'm not mistaken, it's a Japanese "thing".
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(August 24, 2024 at 7:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(August 23, 2024 at 9:20 pm)Fireball Wrote: Are those really the lyrics? Glad I missed the mushroom era.

Yes, they are.

The alien dude is Darmok, a Tamarian.  Encountered by the Enterprise, in Star Trek: Next Generation.

The Tamarian species spoke only in metaphor, and were exceptionally difficult to understand, even with the universal translator.

Hence the joke.

You're welcome.

(Gawd, I'm a fucking nerd.)

I saw that episode. It strikes me as a really stupid way to communicate. Too much left for interpretation. I just never learned the lyrics for "Come Together". Nerd? I figured out the the Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane" was about cocaine in 1991Blush But then, I was working for a defense contractor. Better story. I got a briefing for some defense program or other. The guy sitting next to me was a Commander in the US Naval Reserve. Name, I shit you not, Tim Leary. Not one head turned when they called role before proceeding.  Hilarious
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(August 24, 2024 at 7:49 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 24, 2024 at 7:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Yes, they are.

The alien dude is Darmok, a Tamarian.  Encountered by the Enterprise, in Star Trek: Next Generation.

The Tamarian species spoke only in metaphor, and were exceptionally difficult to understand, even with the universal translator.

Hence the joke.

You're welcome.

(Gawd, I'm a fucking nerd.)

I saw that episode. It strikes me as a really stupid way to communicate. Too much left for interpretation. I just never learned the lyrics for "Come Together". Nerd? I figured out the the Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane" was about cocaine in 1991Blush But then, I was working for a defense contractor. Better story. I got a briefing for some defense program or other. The guy sitting next to me was a Commander in the US Naval Reserve. Name, I shit you not, Tim Leary. Not one head turned when they called role before proceeding.  Hilarious

Yeah.  And "Lucy in the Sky, with Diamonds" was about a girl on an airplane with nice jewelry...

Then there's "Turning Japanese", by the Vapors...

I can do this all day.
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The description seems a bit off

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