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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Posted about an hour ago in a Facebook group unwary enough to accept me as a member:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Because 'dat' needs translation. Or even can be translated... Speaking of things that need translation:
When British people are announcers for American Football
Old McDonald had a Pterodactyl.
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103). |
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