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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2014 at 10:03 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 8:50 am by Cinjin.)
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I never wanted to be stuck driving behind a bicycle so bad in my entire life!





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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2014 at 10:24 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2014 at 8:48 am by Cinjin.)
(April 2, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
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I never wanted to be stuck driving behind a bicycle so bad in my entire life!





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Close to posting nipples there!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2014 at 4:57 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2014 at 8:29 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 8:33 pm by Cinjin.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2014 at 8:35 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 11, 2014 at 7:05 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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April 12, 2014 at 12:42 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 14, 2014 at 11:42 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2014 at 12:23 am
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2014 at 1:39 am
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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