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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 15, 2014 at 11:23 pm
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April 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2014 at 5:16 pm (This post was last modified: April 24, 2014 at 5:16 pm by Cyberman.)
H-T George Takei:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Re: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 24, 2014 at 8:03 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2014 at 4:19 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2014 at 4:20 pm by Mystical.)
This made me laugh so hard I drooled on myself ..

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2014 at 7:26 pm
And you better watch it or I'll call up my uncle Tiernanog ^_^
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2014 at 9:47 pm
Luckie I bet you can do that with some fireworks and a little imagination.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2014 at 11:39 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2014 at 11:53 pm by Mystical.)
hmmm I do have some fireworks..


THANKS KUSA, thanks. I called but..he was busy





Then I tried calling uncle A, but he was busy too Tongue

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 26, 2014 at 7:20 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 27, 2014 at 2:24 am (This post was last modified: April 27, 2014 at 3:10 am by Mystical.)
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then I looked at the weather radar and here is what I saw. Had to share Smile

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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