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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 9:57 pm
Bananas don't disprove evolution; it's peanut butter!


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 10:09 pm
That just sent me on a Youtuberbation spree.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#153
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 11:00 pm
(May 4, 2014 at 9:57 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Bananas don't disprove evolution; it's peanut butter!



I think he just convinced me...that he's not really all that bright.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2014 at 6:24 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2014 at 8:19 am
Just had a joint with a mate outside and he said,'hey look, those three stars make a triangle', and it made me laugh. :-)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2014 at 11:40 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2014 at 11:55 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2014 at 11:59 am
Yeah, the human brain is such a jerk:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2014 at 2:05 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2014 at 2:08 pm by tommynba.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2014 at 6:12 pm


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