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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 29, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Guys I just meant I literally cannot see the picture. I am now very curious as to wtf is in it though :o
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#232
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 29, 2014 at 5:10 pm
Ah, ok. I've probably built it up waaay more than it'll pay off now, but let me try something:

[Image: ForLosty.jpg]

Also, gonna be working on some DinoRotica.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 29, 2014 at 5:24 pm
(June 29, 2014 at 5:10 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ah, ok. I've probably built it up waaay more than it'll pay off now, but let me try something:

[Image: ForLosty.jpg]

Also, gonna be working on some DinoRotica.

Hehe yes it was definitely sexier in the description. :p

This could be the cover for your first book though Wink
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#234
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2014 at 1:15 am (This post was last modified: June 30, 2014 at 1:17 am by Mystical.)
Guys, have you ever wondered what it's like for women to live in a guys world?

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2014 at 1:19 am (This post was last modified: June 30, 2014 at 1:20 am by Mystical.)
(June 29, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 29, 2014 at 5:10 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ah, ok. I've probably built it up waaay more than it'll pay off now, but let me try something:


Also, gonna be working on some DinoRotica.

Hehe yes it was definitely sexier in the description. :p

This could be the cover for your first book though Wink

That would be catchy! But they're more like this:

[Image: dinosaur-erotica-novels.jpg]
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#236
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2014 at 1:27 am
So I'm thinking to myself "Chululhu, old bean, ain't no way that shit is real. Right?" So we Googles it, precious.

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#237
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2014 at 1:53 am
Rule 34 brotha...rule 34.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2014 at 2:17 am
(June 30, 2014 at 1:19 am)Luckie Wrote:
(June 29, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Losty Wrote: Hehe yes it was definitely sexier in the description. :p

This could be the cover for your first book though Wink

That would be catchy! But they're more like this:

[Image: dinosaur-erotica-novels.jpg]

Wait what? :o
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2014 at 2:24 am
You know what tickles me most? That there's actually an audience that super specific literary bestiality pron actually does serve. People who like to read. They like animals. They like a particular type of animal most. They also like nekkid. Put it all together, bellissimo!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2014 at 3:57 am (This post was last modified: June 30, 2014 at 3:57 am by Mystical.)
Yep I can't figure it out either, Losty Tongue The mechanisms of hotness here are unknown to me.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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