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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2014 at 5:09 pm
Well, while I work out the logistics (and possible legalities) of Flintstone erotica, here's a few nuggets from Adam Buxton that made me actually exclaim "lol":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLTJAZu70zo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ZnPE3G_YY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM6xbDX5iHU
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 8, 2014 at 4:37 am




Someone posted this on my Facebook, and I had no idea what the hell was going on until the last scene with the dancing. Made me LOL
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2014 at 1:19 am
Wow ^^^^^ are epic. Here's just a little meme I found Tongue

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2014 at 1:27 am
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2014 at 1:41 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2014 at 8:06 am
I was watching Brasil's football (soccer) game yesterday, and even though they lost 1-7, the most unexpecting thing i saw was... THE HULK Big Grin

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2014 at 8:48 am
(December 4, 2013 at 7:23 am)Kayenneh Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3NQYAoc2uY

The Germans are hilarious.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2014 at 10:19 am
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One last salute to our retiring Admin.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2014 at 11:48 am
(July 10, 2014 at 10:19 am)Cinjin Wrote: One last salute to our retiring Admin.

Retiring?!
I must have missed the memo...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 10, 2014 at 4:10 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 11:48 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(July 10, 2014 at 10:19 am)Cinjin Wrote: One last salute to our retiring Admin.

Retiring?!
I must have missed the memo...

Hasn't been announced yet.
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