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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2014 at 7:19 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 11, 2014 at 4:58 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 12, 2014 at 2:38 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'