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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2014 at 5:44 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2014 at 12:00 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2014 at 6:16 pm
Mega cute. You won't be disappointed

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2014 at 6:21 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2014 at 8:10 pm
(September 6, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Mega cute. You won't be disappointed.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2014 at 4:48 pm
(September 5, 2014 at 10:02 am)Brian37 Wrote: Another sign I saw, no longer there was outside doctors offices. On the top it said "OBGYN" and under it said "for women" NO REALLY? Glad you told me that.

There's a sign in my (actually Sam's) doctor's offices next to the stairwell which informs visitors as to which office is on each floor, then ends with the instruction to “Please use lift or stairs.”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2014 at 5:43 pm
(September 7, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(September 5, 2014 at 10:02 am)Brian37 Wrote: Another sign I saw, no longer there was outside doctors offices. On the top it said "OBGYN" and under it said "for women" NO REALLY? Glad you told me that.

There's a sign in my (actually Sam's) doctor's offices next to the stairwell which informs visitors as to which office is on each floor, then ends with the instruction to “Please use lift or stairs.”

There's a door on the outside of a building on campus, and the door has been labelled with "outside".

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 7, 2014 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: September 7, 2014 at 5:49 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(September 6, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Mega cute. You won't be disappointed


Awesome.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 8, 2014 at 7:48 am (This post was last modified: September 8, 2014 at 7:49 am by SteelCurtain.)
My favorite thing that happened this weekend. Here's my boy AB (Antonio Brown) on a punt return.

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How's your face, Spencer Lanning? Best 15 yard penalty, ever.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 8, 2014 at 8:00 am
Being a Cleveland fan I'm filled with all sorts of emotions here, but I have to admit while I was watching that play in real time I was thinking "That's the only way that play could have ended after a run like that." He destroyed everyone and finished it with a face kick. The only thing that was missing was a slow motion walk away from an explosion and a witty one-liner.

Oh and fuck the Steelers. Indeed, I'm mad bro.
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