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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2014 at 8:46 pm
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2014 at 9:33 pm
This is awesome:
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 10, 2014 at 11:49 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2014 at 5:59 pm
A sign after my own heart
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien