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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Don't you wish real life were exactly like that?
I love that number 16 about a minute in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 18, 2015 at 7:36 pm
(This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 7:37 pm by JeffofGallifrey.)
I was talking with my GF today.
Her: "I would never hit on my Mom. She's so ugly!" Me: "I would never hit on my Mom. She's so.... straight..." Her: "I can't believe you said that!" it was funny. And she has the hotter Mom, lol.  ![[Image: 98fb9b9dad5bce9fe8c0cdb4f40c4bb8.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=tapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F15%2F01%2F19%2F98fb9b9dad5bce9fe8c0cdb4f40c4bb8.jpg)
 RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2015 at 9:54 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 9:55 pm by Regina.)
The sleep deprivation is hitting me.
![[Image: Twerked+for+our+sins_df515b_5425597.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=static.fjcdn.com%2Fpictures%2FTwerked%2Bfor%2Bour%2Bsins_df515b_5425597.jpg) Twerq gurrr TWERQ yaaaasss
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie Plus of course the classic:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 ![[Image: hideous-irony.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.broadsheet.ie%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Fhideous-irony.jpg) ![[Image: techironic.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.broadsheet.ie%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2Ftechironic.jpg)
![[Image: data.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=chickgeek.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2Fdata.jpg)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I waited for minutes for that picture to roll out before I scrolled down and realised it was part of the joke. :-)
Victim #339022. Including me, when I got it on Facebook.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (February 1, 2015 at 4:46 am)Stimbo Wrote: Brain commentary: Oh. Erm... Huh? Well... Ah! So... Maybe... Ahhhhh! *light bulb* Feel free to send me a private message.
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