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February 5, 2015 at 10:58 pm
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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February 6, 2015 at 12:29 am
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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February 6, 2015 at 2:43 am
Here's a joke I came up with a few years ago:
Did you here about the scandal at the competitive eating competition?
They caught two competitors engaging in mutual mastication!
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February 6, 2015 at 6:27 pm
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2015 at 7:50 pm
(February 6, 2015 at 2:43 am)TRJF Wrote: Here's a joke I came up with a few years ago:
Did you here about the scandal at the competitive eating competition?
They caught two competitors engaging in mutual mastication!
Don't knock it!
It can be fun with the right partner.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2015 at 11:59 pm
Just in case it's not done the rounds here, this is possibly my favourite YouTube video of all time. A masterpiece!
http://youtu.be/0YBumQHPAeU
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 8, 2015 at 1:01 am
(February 6, 2015 at 11:59 pm)robvalue Wrote:
You win internet. They will find me starved to death in 3 weeks, in a pool of filth, because I'll have been doing nothing save watching that on repeat, at maximum volume, to the exclusion of eating, drinking, and bathing.
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February 8, 2015 at 1:23 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 8, 2015 at 1:29 am
(February 8, 2015 at 1:01 am)TRJF Wrote: (February 6, 2015 at 11:59 pm)robvalue Wrote:
You win internet. They will find me starved to death in 3 weeks, in a pool of filth, because I'll have been doing nothing save watching that on repeat, at maximum volume, to the exclusion of eating, drinking, and bathing.
That is one of the best things I have ever seen.. without knowing anything about UK politics.
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February 8, 2015 at 1:52 am
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I agree! I've been watching it almost on a loop for the past twenty minutes!
It takes the award from this classic, which frustratingly cut off at the crucial point:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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