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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 8, 2015 at 6:11 am
All you need know about Brit politics is that this video is really one big Freudian slip :p
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 9, 2015 at 8:35 pm


"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 11, 2015 at 10:29 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 11, 2015 at 11:46 pm
Absolutely. Look at what happened when this lady's poor choice of legwear appeared on one of our leading intellectual philosophy shows:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/jerem...er-5014435

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2015 at 12:38 am
21 Things Two Guys Learned Getting Their Buttholes Steamed, Gwyneth Paltrow style...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2015 at 1:04 am
(February 14, 2015 at 12:38 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: 21 Things Two Guys Learned Getting Their Buttholes Steamed, Gwyneth Paltrow style...

Now I've seen everything...
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2015 at 1:12 am
Hmmm.

I can't get Anusius to weigh in on that . .
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2015 at 2:02 am
Clearly, that was a holy site to the followers of Anusius. Angel
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2015 at 2:05 am
http://youtu.be/ITm5ZXF_OM0
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2015 at 5:11 am
(February 9, 2015 at 8:35 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:


Ooh get her.



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