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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
The thing shouting at you to relax.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(May 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I have never been more annoyed. The fuck's a dalek?

I don't believe you.
I talk to my kid in this voice all the time.
She also finds it annoying and has no idea what it's all about. :-)
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One of the benefits of being an aussie is that you grow up on American AND British tv.
Never could get into the good doctor though. The quality of the foam props was underpar compared to ST TOS.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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You do realise that the people who made those props were very skilled craftsmen, a number of whom went on to win major awards, using for the most part what was, for the time, state of the art materials and techniques? To hear some people talk, it was all thrown together out of bits found in a skip by amateurs who couldn't make the grade to present Blue Peter.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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That was the movie Dark Star.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Here's a rage comic I made myself Smile

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e; I apologize for it being so poorly drawn; however I still found it pretty funny.
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I didn't get it at first and thought it was stupid.
Then I got it and had a great laugh. :-)
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I don't know whether you are aware, but this is not just a joke. The argument from embarrassment or what it is called is a real argument defenders of the historical Jesus employ. Carrier addresses it in some detail in "Not the impossible faith"

(April 28, 2015 at 6:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote: [Image: 1428849260-20150412.png]
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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