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It's that special time of year

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It's that special time of year
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 24, 2011 at 11:17 pm
(April 23, 2011 at 11:04 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Fuck all of them. It's matzos and gefilte fish season. And something to do with lamb blood, but sheep are smelly so screw that.

Screwing sheep is NOT on the agenda..but if it came to a choice between that and being force fed nasty ass matzos and gefilte then those sheep better run like the wind!
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 24, 2011 at 11:36 pm (This post was last modified: April 24, 2011 at 11:37 pm by thesummerqueen.)
Why can't I see what Revvy posted?
NOW it shows up. Fuck.
I have something too inappropriate to put on a public forum in response to you.
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 25, 2011 at 12:14 am
(April 23, 2011 at 10:35 am)Manowar Wrote: I am speaking about the little Filipinos have themselves NAILED to a cross, real nails. At least they are not all talk. Why would being crucified do anything. Are they going to a higher place in heaven? Even a girl did this. They are whipped until bloody as hell.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...itual.html

or you can see it at youtube if you don't mind blood ROFLOL

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Oh, I thought you were going to talk about tornado season. My bad. Thinking
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 25, 2011 at 12:37 am
Happy Easter from the Phillipines ........... they're hoping to find medical gauze in their easter eggs.



Anyway, anybody catch this little snippet from the article:
The atmosphere was festive, with hawkers selling beer, ice-cream and souvenir whips. VIPs watched from a specially elevated "viewing platform".

That's sooo awesome - souvenir whips! ROFLOL SOUVENIR WHIPS!
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 25, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Sounds kinky!
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 25, 2011 at 12:56 pm
I can see the headlines now: "Private hospitals celebrate Filipino Easter celebrations"
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Think about it... having a large nail driven through your hands & feet is not pleasant. They're going to be very sore for weeks afterward. It takes a very special amount of crazy to let someone do this to you.

And I really think that if Jesus were real and able to come back, he'd ask those people WTF they thought they were doing. It's funny how Christians love to focus so much on the death of Jesus rather than what he actually said in the bible.
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Christianity and Islam seem to be the perfect answer to all the masochists of the world.

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RE: It's that special time of year
April 25, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Being Catholic means always having to say you're sorry.
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RE: It's that special time of year
April 26, 2011 at 10:51 pm
A Christian friend on Facebook posted this over Easter:

Quote:I am overwhelmed with gratefulness for what Jesus did for you and for me on the cross. I'll never be able to fully comprehend the great exchange of his suffering and death for my sin. Because of his death, I can live. Because He loved me anyway in my wretched and sinful state, I can place all my trust in Him.

I just don't get this twisted mindset anymore...
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