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The chat room didn't burst into flame.
#1
The chat room didn't burst into flame.

I saw the chat room actually had people in it this afternoon, so I went in. (Unfortunately I couldn't stay, as my dog escaped the yard.)

There were three of us there. After a bit of chatting, one of the others noted that there were an atheist, a monotheist, and a polytheist in the chat room, yet it didn't burst into flame.

Could this be from either a: the monotheist's deity ensuring civility, b: a ritual (spell) worked by the polytheist (me), or c: the atheist's science-derived Internet flame retardant?

James

"Be ye not lost amongst Precept of Order." - Book of Uterus, 1:5, "Principia Discordia, or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her."
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#2
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
Maybe it is because cyberspace doesn't burn.
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#3
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
Or maybe hell froze over.
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#4
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
"What do you burn aside from witches?"


"MORE WITCHES!!!!"
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#5
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
LOL, yeah it was nice seeing you in chat, and thank you for not placing a hex on me, especially after my comment.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#6
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
(July 5, 2011 at 6:43 pm)Anymouse Wrote:
I saw the chat room actually had people in it this afternoon, so I went in. (Unfortunately I couldn't stay, as my dog escaped the yard.)

There were three of us there. After a bit of chatting, one of the others noted that there were an atheist, a monotheist, and a polytheist in the chat room, yet it didn't burst into flame.

Could this be from either a: the monotheist's deity ensuring civility, b: a ritual (spell) worked by the polytheist (me), or c: the atheist's science-derived Internet flame retardant?

James

It does help that as far as I know it, that the chatroom has not had people baptized with the holy spirit and fire.
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#7
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
Nor has it been anointed with blood.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#8
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
(July 6, 2011 at 10:14 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Nor has it been anointed with blood.

Though I'm considering that option.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#9
RE: The chat room didn't burst into flame.
No surprise. All in the GMOs, right?
Trying to update my sig ...
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