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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
#11
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
Quote:I guess the people who say this have never gotten head in a dark room?

Indeed,nor from an elderly,toothless prostitute from "virgin's corner",Singapore.-----Same advice as to a high wire walker"Don't look down"

I remember a section from Petronius' Satyricon in which the protagonist observes the the sensation is the same regardless of the gender or species of one's sexual partner (he liked goats)

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I do not get involved in arguments about gay marriage.I become too angry at the pig ignorant,bigoted and callous opposition.----My beloved sister is gay. 'nuff said.
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#12
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 7:26 pm)padraic Wrote: I remember a section from Petronius' Satyricon in which the protagonist observes the the sensation is the same regardless of the gender or species of one's sexual partner (he liked goats)

Perhaps someone can answer this, but what the hell keeps the one who is giving head from biting? I mean, I get a bit antsy at the thought of my purple helmet warrior getting spring rat-trapped.

And what I mean by a bit antsy, I mean ridiculously paranoid.
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#13
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 7:49 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Perhaps someone can answer this, but what the hell keeps the one who is giving head from biting? I mean, I get a bit antsy at the thought of my purple helmet warrior getting rat-trapped.

And what I mean by a bit antsy, I mean ridiculously paranoid.

I guess the simplest answer would be an unwillingness to unleash that horror upon oneself. I am actually quite afraid of having that happen on the giving end of it, so I can imagine your horror. The idea of bitten off man meat and bl . . . Urgh. I don't even want to think about it. Sick.
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#14
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: the problem is that I get along with men much better than I do with women - for whatever personality reasons.



Allow Chris Rock to explain it to you Summer.




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#15
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
There is nothing worse than a toothy blowjob. Apart from genocide, maybe
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"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Einstein

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.

- John Lennon
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#16
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 7:52 pm)Shell B Wrote: I guess the simplest answer would be an unwillingness to unleash that horror upon oneself. I am actually quite afraid of having that happen on the giving end of it, so I can imagine your horror. The idea of bitten off man meat and bl . . . Urgh. I don't even want to think about it. Sick.

I find it a fascinating idea and a fitting punishment for a variety of related 'crimes' Wink

In example: when I haven't eaten yet. Punishment must be given. Dodgy
(July 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm)BloodyHeretic Wrote: There is nothing worse than a toothy blowjob. Apart from genocide, maybe

But genocide is good! Shock
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#17
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: You can tell. Wink

So, basically you are saying that you got head in a dark room from a girly boy and now you know the difference between a girly boy mouth on your cock and a girly girl mouth on your cock. Interesting . . . Wink Shades

It is interesting, isn't it? Wink
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#18
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
I should have stated "Except for Shell." It's been a bad night. Now I hate men as well.
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#19
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I should have stated "Except for Shell." It's been a bad night. Now I hate men as well.

Why do you hate men? We love you. Tiger
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#20
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I should have stated "Except for Shell." It's been a bad night. Now I hate men as well.

I'm sorry, Summer. I hope you start to love those penis slingers again sometimes soon. Smile
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